Introducing the Idiot
I don’t like introductions because they’re usually tedious or bad or both, so instead I will share with you some things that I, The Village Idiot, like and dislike.
Likes: Autumn, dive bars, the color pink, the color red, secrets, Chardonnay, dinosaurs, sharks, boots, sparkles, Chili’s, tacky mugs from popular vacation spots
Dislikes: wasps, flip flops, the Dodge Journey, that one girl on Tiktok, tissue paper, Jolly Ranchers, saying goodbye, Riesling, June Bugs, dive bars without draft beer
Things I’m Not Quite Sure About Yet: Mezcal, roses, SNL, gnomes (garden or otherwise), essential oils, carpet flooring, Ohio, Connecticut, succulents, placemats
Hopefully, that gives you a little insight into the lens through which I view the world. If you like the color palette, stay tuned. I’ll be here either way. A friend asked me to do her a favor, and I intend on holding up my end of the bargain.